The Donnie Shulzhoffer Rub'n'Tug Award

Awarded To:  Most Assists In The Regular Season

"You know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?" In honor of Mike Myers and the only memorable line from the mostly unmemorable movie: Mystery, Alaska. One of these fine teams will surely assist ya and give you a hand. (See what we did here?)

Year
'03-'04
'05-'06
'06-'07
'07-'08
'08-'09
'09-'10
'10-'11
'11-'12
'13-'14
'14-'15
'15-'16
'16-'17
'17-'18
'18-'19
'19-'20
'20-'21
'21-'22
'22-'23​

Team Name
Sonic Death Monkey
Black Widows
Fightin' Squirrels
Bad News Monkeys
Smell The Glove
Smell The Glove
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Team Jussi
Smell The Glove
Team Jussi
Sacramento St. Pats
Benn Over and Take It
Montreal Freemick Bros

Manager
Adrian G.
Marco P.
Glenn C.
Adrian G.
Matt D.
Matt D.
Adrian G.
James P.
Matt D.
James P.
Todd H.
David M.
Fabrice F.
Jon K.
John P.
Don J.
Fabrice F.
​John P.

Total Assists
429
442
453
439
413
503
435
442
411
406
378
360
420