In Memorium
The Ron Jeremy Award
Awarded To: Most goals in the regular season
In keeping with the low brow humor of the PHL242, former commish and former Puck Hog, Josh named the award for the most goals because "Ron Jeremy scores more than anyone". We can't say it's our finest moment, but we can't come up with anything better.
In keeping with the low brow humor of the PHL242, former commish and former Puck Hog, Josh named the award for the most goals because "Ron Jeremy scores more than anyone". We can't say it's our finest moment, but we can't come up with anything better.
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Year
'03-'04 '05-'06 '06-'07 '07-'08 '08-'09 '09-'10 '10-'11 '11-'12 '13-'14 '14-'15 |
Team Name
Sonic Death Monkey Black Widows E. Lansing Punishers Where Z Is Binary Team Jussi Flying Monkey Poop Bronze A Team Jussi German Hammer Montreal Freemick Bros |
Manager
Adrian G. Marco P. James A. Scott M. James P. Adrian G. Patrick James P. Irmy M. Fabrice F. |
Total Goals
239 283 260 224 265 227 244 237 236 225 |
The Reacharound Award
Awarded To: Most assists in the regular season
No, we certainly haven't elevated the discourse when picking an award for assists. Reacharound award...for giving a buddy a hand.
No, we certainly haven't elevated the discourse when picking an award for assists. Reacharound award...for giving a buddy a hand.
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Year
'03-'04 '05-'06 '06-'07 '07-'08 '08-'09 '09-'10 '10-'11 '11-'12 '13-'14 '14-'15 |
Team Name
Sonic Death Monkey Black Widows Fightin' Squirrels Bad News Monkeys Smell The Glove Smell The Glove Purple Monkey Dishwasher Team Jussi Smell The Glove Team Jussi |
Manager
Adrian G. Marco P. Glenn C. Adrian G. Matty D. Matty D. Adrian G. James P. Matty D. James P. |
Total Assists
429 442 453 439 413 503 435 442 411 406 |
The Boobie Prize/Olympics Award
Awarded To: Random act of achievement
Chosen at the end of the season as the discretion of the Commish. Or the winner of the Olympic pool during Olympic years. Sometimes both.
Chosen at the end of the season as the discretion of the Commish. Or the winner of the Olympic pool during Olympic years. Sometimes both.
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Year
'05-'06 '05-'06 '06-'07 '07-'08 '08-'09 '09-'10 '10-'11 '11-'12 '13-'14 '14-'15 |
Team Name
Hammerdowns 19th or Death!!! Saskatoon Sasquatch Hakan Loob Goon Squad The Disturbed Durka Durka Durka Flying Monkey Poop East Coast Pond Skaters Machete Squad Bryzgalov Astronomy Club Team Buttermaker Success Auto Body WA Prustaceans |
Manager
Glenn C. Scott M. Hurley Dizzy Ken Peter H. Scott M. Adrian G. Marc B. James B. Scott M. Jeff E. Mike A. Lance M. |
Reason/Explanation
The infamous "Z is binary" formula 2006 Olympic Pool winner All-Star Game fantasy hockey points The Dmitri Kvarltonov early promise/eventual bust award The Dmitri Kvarltonov early promise/eventual bust award Mr. Irrelevant: Most points with league slut Todd White 2010 Olympic Pool winner Most message board posts by a rookie in our big expansion year Outstanding rookie season Draftaboobooza Draftaboobooza 2014 Olympic Pool winner Kick-Ass Puck Hog |